So I had a thought this morning. I think Madonna and her muses, or perhaps her stylist, created the void that manifested smartphones. In 1984, Madonna in her Borderline video wears fingerless gloves. Now I am pretty sure that she was not the creator of the fingerless glove. I mean they’re all seamed nicely like they were manufactured in some factory in China. They don’t look like she took a pair of scissors to them and made em herself. No one can deny that Madonna did make them popular though, in addition to her other style choices through the years. Madonna has influenced fashion, right. No one disputes that.
It started in the 80’s. She was so cool and so comfortable with her sexuality. Girls were cutting off glove fingers and tops, displaying both their fingers and their midriffs to be like M. (Side note, don’t you love that wonderfully old fashioned word, midriff? Back to cutting up clothing and accessories.) I distinctly remember parents being upset that their daughters were exposing their midriffs and fingers too! I mean fingers are an underrated sexy body part. Well, I mean once you put them into fingerless lace gloves, right? Maybe it was the black lace that scandalized the older generation. Precious innocent young people discovering their sexuality in such a vividly obvious way. It was hard to take I’m sure.
Cut to today. Fingerless gloves are very much a thing. I mean people actually wear them in winter. Confession, I’ve knitted more than one pair myself! (Though they are called fingerless mitts) Why? Why, wear the fingerless mitt/glove? Because you need your bare fingers in order to work your smartphone, of course!
So in the mid 1980’s. People start wearing gloves without fingers, seemingly only for the reason of looking cool like Madonna. Those bare fingers needed a reason for being. The muses saw this and bestowed the idea of the fingerless glove to the genius who started the whole smartphone movement, just so we would have something to do with our gloveless fingers. How long did that take? 25, 30 years?
People, I don’t know if I have 25 to 30 years in me to wait for you to catch on that those bare walls, need my art. So please hurry up and figure it out. I’ve got a backlog of painting ideas waiting to get out of this brain and they’ll need somewhere to go. I’m gonna finish my coffee now and get to work.
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